Organ Stimulators

Waitresses are whores!

I really can't see the difference between what waitresses do and what a stripper does, today. I go to a restaurant with two of my boys and I feel like I'm in a strip club. You go and try to have a damn meal, in peace, and these waitresses come over like fucking strippers, with their 'hey sexy, you're so manly' bullshit talk while touching my shoulder. I'm looking at this fake ass trick like 'will you get away from me?' I look over and my boys were all feeling this bullshit, were all smiles and couldn't tell that these chicks weren't really into them. One of my boy was sitting there smiling and asking to take pictures with the waitress, then when another waitress, from another table sees this, and starts to chime in, but we're not her fucking table!!! They see that I'm not buying into this bullshit, so one chick avoids me and goes right over to them, the weak links! lol Then they're talking about which drinks are their favorites and what women like to see men drinking, so these assholes BUY THE DRINKS THEY SAY!!! URGHHHHH One of my sloppiest boys is head over heels in love, talking about the damn waitress like she's the finest thing in the world, mind you, she looks like a white Shabba Ranks. They're sitting there making this idiot feel like he's the sexiest man, all 300lbs of his belly hanging out of his pants, crooked soles of his shoes all slanted and shit, smelly musk mixed with hot NY air all over his body, yeah he's a sexy beast. lol uhh yeah... ok.
WTF are these women doing stripper tactics for, in a restaurant? Are they getting trained to do this shit? Are the owners of the restaurant condoning this to get weak niggas to come back? OF COURSE, IT'S MARKETIN GENIUS!! LOL To make matters worse, we're arguing over the bill and these dudes are counting money down to the pennies, then when the question of tips come up, they both put in $10 each!!!!! WTF??? Apparently, when I went to the bathroom, my boys got the numbers of the waitress and her whore friend waiting the other table, so these idiots gave huge tips for all the bullshit flirting/faking these chicks were doing. When we left, I inspected the numbers given, it's fucking VOICE OVER IP (internet phone), not a cell phone! lol It's from a company called Vonage you dumb niggas and you received 2 numbers from a chain of numbers that someone purchased and they use to make people think it's their real personal numbers of the waitresses. It's fucking hooking for tips, in a restaurant, I can't believe it!

Then I remembered an episode on South Park that detailed this down to the voices. lol But instead of HOOTERS, the restaurant is called RAISINS (little titties). lol