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OH NO HE DIDN`T TOPIC #2: MY VIEWS ON THE REAL REASONS MEN HATE/LEAVE RELATIONSHIPS:
Some people say I`m too hard on women and say that I`m probably too picky when it comes to women or that I`m never satisfied by women. To some degree, they are correct because MOST MEN are never satisfied, thus you have cheating. I don`t cheat, personally, but others might. My lack of satisfaction doesn`t come from problems in myself, it comes from THEM. When you treat a woman too well (as I always do), she gets VERY LAZY on you, as if she doesn`t need to bring her “A GAME” after she`s given you booty. She gets “comfortable,” as women say. That`s dangerous for HER because there is competition out there for her spot with me, not just for my spot with her (as she thinks). This is why everyone is saying “treat your woman right or she`ll leave you” or “Eat the cooch or she`ll leave you.” Do women think that ONLY MEN compete for women and therefore the man in the relationship has to always be sharp for her, but she doesn`t for him? Ha! Here are reasons for men leaving a relationship:
1) Women are looking for some TV SHOW romance from us when the love we give is just simple and realistic. They then rip up our male egos and do comparisons, which only berates us. Women compare too much. They see some other guy doing things in another relationship then they start NAGGING us to do the same things. They don`t know how to ASK or help encourage us towards a path. This leads to under-appreciation for the little things we try to do to show our love. If we don`t take her to a private boat ride for romance and champagne then we`re bad lovers? If I created an “I love you” card on my computer and put our pictures on it, is that not showing my love? Most women won`t appreciate that because they`re looking for what they see on TV and write off any attempt from us. We leave immediately!
2) They group us all as the stereotypical males and say we don`t listen, don`t cook or clean, are insensitive, yet often, they say that just to say it. They know it`s not true but enough over-stereotyping/over-generalizing us will make us walk. It often turns out to be women who are insensitive, as when you ask “Are you ok, baby? Is something troubling you?” they say “Nothing” really quickly and ignores your attempt to hear her out. Here`s her chance to express herself but she feels it`s best to keep HOLDING OUT. Feel me? Oh wait.. that`s when they claim that “we NEVER LISTEN” or could it be the fact that when she finally does begin talking, she starts off nagging again? lol We deal with this until someone else comes along.
3) They claim we`re not the same dude that they first met. Well people change, and people get more mature. If they haven`t matured as we have then it`s not our problem. Also, they have changed too. Being too “COMFORTABLE” in the relationship causes women to get FAT on us. They get FAT on us because they don`t think we could possibly want something good to look at in bed anymore, which causes us to lose interest in sex (although, personally, in a few situations, this has been a total success if she wasn`t already THICK then gained the weight. Maybe this is why some men aim to get smaller sized chicks because they know the women will gain weight on them). If they don`t try to improve and show interest in THEMSELVES then why should WE show interest in them? This is where the looking elsewhere comes in. Becareful! YOU KNOW MEN ARE VISUAL CREATURES. WE LIKE SHINY RIMS, FANCY CARS AND BREASTS BURSTING OUT OF TURTLENECKS! YOU KNOW MEN LIKE THINGS THAT ARE NICE TO LOOK AT. YOU`D HAVE TO BE A COMPLETE IDIOT NOT TO KNOW WHAT YOUR MAN WANTS TO SEE.
4) Trying to change US is dangerous. Men enter a relationship to have women stay as they are, while women enter a relationship to change men. It`s a fact. So when we don`t meet the changes, they stop showing us love and say “Why should I do [insert a former fun activity here] for him? I`m the bomb… Girl power..” blah blah blah. The changing times has caused most women to lose their damn minds when it comes to demands to change us men. Pretty soon, women start ignoring our needs by “strengthening” themselves (you know partying more, talking to your inner circle and guy friends more, looking out for only themselves, and that goddamn Oprah book club). This leaves us to not feel loved, as her newly found PRIDE doesn`t involve helping to uplift us and her new activities don`t include us. When male ego is crushed, he staggers away like a wimpering baby. REMEMBER THAT.

OH NO HE DIDN`T TOPIC #3: THUG LOVE and Why you love it so much

Ladies, you know that MEN do whatever it takes to get with you. So that means that if he`s “acting” THUG or SMOOTH then he must know that it appeals to you. Being flashy isn`t for other men to see, it`s for women to see! If you claim that nobody wants these guys then answer this, how many ladies you know have a good man? So are women SETTLING for less or are they really attracted to this “dangerous” (lol) tough guy? Do you feel you NEED to be protected, is that why? Must a real man be over 6 feet tall and be able to support a whole family, financially, by himself? You would think that, in an age where you hoped to eliminate chivalry and sexist views, more ladies would flock to fellas with brains and manners, rather than machismo. I thought you didn`t want to be in a state where the man always had to feel DOMINANT. Ladies, you get EXACTLY what YOU ask for in a man. Personally, I think you like thugs because they don`t have demands for you to better yourself. They just want some azz and you just want to give some with no responsibility! You know a Thug isn`t FAMILY ORIENTED so you must be in it just for the sex and money and not the long-term commitment (as sooooo many of you claim that`s all you want from a man- get real!) lol. You don`t want to do better or strive to change your life, for the better, so you align yourself with people who also aren`t doing anything in life. Is a thug going to tell you that YOU need to get a job because bills need to be paid? NO! Is a thug going to tell you to get an education because the child you have together will need to be educated by it`s parents? NO! He`s going to tell you “I just won a dice game so you can buy that lil ni66a PAMPERS with that money.” You get with a thug because you`re lazy and don`t have to do important SHYT like actually work at maintaining a relationship. Nor can you hold an intelligent conversation. You`re supposed to learn from your dating experiences so, what do you learn from dating thugs? This is why you`ll never get a real man and you`ll remain a TARGET for “hit and run” guys, forever. Blame no one but yourself, you pick them this way! Irresponsible people look for other irresponsible people, this way they don’t have to grow up or own up to anything. Then when the sh1t hits the fan, you wonder why that other irresponsible person bailed out on you. hmmm lol You’re dumb!
NOTE TO READER: You like the drama of a Thug. Nothing says “I LOVE YOU” like a night full of FULL-FORCED-THRUSTING sex and a TIMBERLAND BOOT to your azz as you`re ushered out the door!

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          In 2008, it has become fashionable to become the other woman. Bitches are taking their jump-off status and rocking it like new Gucci stilettos. When did being the other woman become the “in” thing? Years ago, if your grandfather or great-grandfather had a lover on the side, he did his best to not flaunt her in the family’s face. Now the slores of today have no shame, they wear being an adultering whore like a badge of honor taking no accountability for the lives they destroy. I’m not letting the man off the hook at all but right now- I’m addressing the trifling atrocities that are walking around calling themselves women. Many of these women have been in the wive’s or girlfriend’s positions so I’m really having a hard time trying to understand the ease with which these sluts pull off messing around with attached men. What is so appealing about having a man that will never put you first and who will never leave his wife or girl for you? There are those “special” types that honestly want to be the other woman with no attachments but for the most part, most women think they are better than the current woman and feel that they will be or should be the replacement.  WHere is the self-respect and the pride of these whores? How can you be a replacement when you were NEVER at the level of the women he is claiming? How is it boosting your self-esteem when you can’t openly express your feelings, go out in public during regular hours, or even be at family events with the person you say you are loving?  Does THAT sound logical? Not to mention that we are living in a time where wives and girlfriends are setting it off like Queen Latifah- killing the other woman AND the man! Is that a risk women are willing to take for some secondhand dick that probably isn’t that good, anyway? In the days of wifey (which is another label of bullshit), women need to start setting their fucking standards alot higher when it comes to the roles they want to play in relationships. If you wanna be a hoe, work a corner or become an escort! The pay off will be much bigger!

My problem with all of this- where is the standard set for dating or marriage? Women should be the ones that set the tone for the relationship and if a woman is in a relationship why would she want to settle for being second best? I forgot that this is America and  that we are used to being second best and not having any value. Just look at the automotive market….lol  Second in life, competitions, and in general is considered the loser.  There, I guess I answered my own damn question- THESE WOMEN LIKE BEING LOSERS. lmao

Tech Ad messages

WTF, advertisers?  I mean, if it’s not already hard for people to respect Black Professionals in the technology field, you have to go and put the smackdown on the images I’m starting to see of Blacks in tech ads, and other ads where stereotypically black people don’t ‘fit in’.  Other people have great stereotypes like Jews are lawyers, doctors, dentists… Indians and other Asians are doctors, dentists and tech people… but the black stereotype?  Sports Athletes, gangstas and rappers… uhhh So when you take into account all the ads that you’re now seeing, in efforts to show that companies see people of color as more than just gangters in movies and fools who soak scantly clad women in Moet (although Donald Trump also is known to do this), could they REALLY be helping when all I’m seeing are a bunch of ads that make that person of color look so OUT of place that it’s like “WTF IS HE DOING THERE???!!” LoL Maybe I’m programmed incorrectly and tied to the stereotypical views too, but I’ve seen a string of ads that make me scratch my head at excactly what the fuck are these black people DOING in these ads that are trying to break the boundaries.  For example… here is the classic pose of a computer geek who’s confident and no one is taking his shit. It’s the tech infamous “NORTON POSE” made famous by Computer Genius, PETER NORTON who owns Symantec Corp. He set the standard for confident comptuer geeks posing in ads. He gave geeks confidence and ever since, if you want to look like a big dog in the computer field, you had to pose crossing your arms! This is a known computer image!  Women even pose on the covers with the Norton Pose .

So here is the typical tech ad, utilizing the Norton Cross and it features an Asian (who else… and yes India is in Asia go read a book you dumb ass). Now look at the message in his picture.  First, he’s a lighter skinned Asian, and he has a modern haircut and not a funny looking mustach, he’s not the bad stereotype.  Next, he’s crossing his arms and kind of beginning a smirk, as you look at the title “INDIAN WORKERS DON’T WANT US JOB”. Yes, the message is I don’t need your damn USA crappy jobs! lol BOLD! So the picture is standoffish, showing power crossing his arms, arrogance, confidence…  He can stay in India and get paid, FUCK the U.S. is what that picture says! Pure confidence. Now look at the string of ads featuring black guys… you’ll notice a completely different tone… like the infamous one here, that I call:

“Oh shit! who dat’? “

LOL Discover Innovation… what’s so innovating? You have a black guy in an ad and he’s looking like ‘wtf am I doing here in a server room?’ or looking like he’s about to get caught stealing some shit? lol I’ve seen a gang of shots like this. lol I even saw one where it was suggesting that the computer program was so easy to install and fix problems (in 1 picture that the black guy was in), that in the second picture he has time to go play basketball in the park! lol  That’s when I started paying attention to blacks in tech ads. The shit is funny! Why couldn’t he be CONFIDENT like the other races! And why is he racing some so he can go play basketball with the homies? lol Man… it’s a C.O.N.  -spiracy! lol

Here…

Here is an advertisment for a software program that monitors what anyone is doing to your network. You have a black guy, dressed in black, and smiling in a server room, in the dark… hmmm Makes you question, “just what are the black people in my company doing?  Why.. I didn’t see Leshawn come back from lunch yet and it’s over 2 hours! I know… He must be in the server room, in the dark, dressed in black, trying to steal company data just like this guy in the ad! I HAVE to buy this, I don’t trust Leshawn Jenkins!” lol Seriously,  what the hell is this guy doing in the ad?  This product is a software product that monitors and you can’t go to a server and check the logs by looking at it’s physical! You have to log into a program on a computer to see, it has NOTHING to do with this black criminal who’s stealing data and laughing about it.  Isn’t he breaking into your server room?  Isn’t he smiling and stealing something secretly? Doing something that you don’t know? It looks to me like he’s up to no good and this picture will make you question your black employees! lol

Because many latinos have a post slavery mentality locked in their head that the darker you are, the worse you are. So many self hate, just like many american blacks, and many think they’re like White people, because they share features like eyes, hair and color. That makes its way into American culture and it’s just silly today because more and more ignorant influx have migrated here and they’re coming from countries where they’ve never ever dealt with race issues, or identity issues. Latinos haven’t even had their own civil rights issues worked out where they come from, which is why they or their families escape to America- only to bring their ignorance and lack of change, here with them. Then they occupy the same space, on lowest form of socio-economic ladder, and now there is so much brown vs black that you have to wonder about self hate and race on every goddamn level now. I used to not have to think about it until I was around white people, now you have to do the same bullshyt with latinos, who seem to be so far behind the curve in terms of thought process on identity/race/ethnicity issues that it’s troubling. You ask many latinos about themselves, they’ll tell you they’re the furthest from African heritage that a person could ever be. lol But when you have people who actively use the terms ‘pelo malo’, in 2008, you know you’re dealing with a bunch of backwards azz people! lol So, would your kid fail the doll test? OF COURSE IT WOULD! I hear many latinas talk about features they want in kids and it’s the most un-african they can get, yet this same latinas have the same features they detest. lol Check yourselves!

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“Well, look, obviously there was a tragedy in New York. I said at the time, without benefit of all the facts before me, that it looked like a possible case of excessive force. The judge has made his ruling, and we’re a nation of laws, so we respect the verdict that came down,”

“The most important thing for people who are concerned about that shooting is to figure out how do we come together and assure those kinds of tragedies don’t happen again,” he continued. … “Resorting to violence to express displeasure over a verdict is something that is completely unacceptable and counterproductive.”

What the hell was Barack Obama thinking when he said this?  Sean Bell was assassinated by the NYPD on his wedding day and they got off scott free. They weren’t identifiable as police officers and they fired over 50 rounds at a man who wasn’t armed!  First of all, who the hell was on this jury, the L.A.P.D? Black folks have the right to be upset and to express their anger at this injustice because that’s exactly what this is…… Mr. Obama, I know you don’t want to seem like one of the members of Public Enemy or The Nation of Islam but referring to the emotions of black people as displeasure over the murder of a black man by the police is utterly ridiculous. What he should have done was take this time to speak about the injustices  that ”people” in general still face today afterall he is a black man in America so he would definitely know about that- hell he is facing it in his own campaign.  We know that he doesn’t want to appear as a black extremist or a black man with a chip on his shoulder but at the same time, HE SHOULDN’T TRY TO NOT BE BLACK.  Nobody was asking him to protest or point fingers but fair is fair……and to make these comments when the only thing that happened was a peaceful protest that Al Sharpton organized; makes his statement even more ludicrous. Yeah, he tried to choose his words carefully but even HE said that it looked like excessive force……..He is a presidential candidate so I don’t expect him to jump up and speak out with vigor on social injustice for minority folks but damn it don’t make light of what we go through, by calling anger, outrage, and disgust- “displeasure”. Shit dealing with over 400 years of social, racial, and economic injustice is a little bit more than unpleasant, don’t you think, Senator Obama? Just ask those 3 Black guys in Philly were their police-gifted ass whoopings- unpleasant? …………

Brainfart, every time I see this guy, JAMES MARSDEN (aks Cyclops), he’s the ‘good guy‘ in all his most recent movies. While Hollywood is trying to show a movie where the action should be the focus, a love story brews in that action movie, or he’s always a character who comes along, and is a ‘blessing to find’ by the lead female character, but somehow keeping getting shiit on, cheated on AND dumped! Yet, he’s painted as the good looking, wealthy, educated, kind, caring, complete character, in each flick, one that the ladies would cream for and die for… I even remembered hearing a girl scream, “I wish I had a man like that! A real man! Someone to save me! Where is my good man?” (of course, as she’s beating her son’s azz to make him sit still while she tries to hush the other child, a crying baby she has in the stroller, up front, in the movie theater). ajjaaj Anyway, he’s always ‘the good catch’ but NEVER the main guy of the flick. In fact, he’s the one that the main character woman, ALWAYS, cheats on, and leaves for another guy! jajaja WTF is Hollywood saying in these ‘love stories?’ they’re painting? Because women love the lovestory parts of these movies, and they are totally relating to the characters, right, so why do they keep leaving that good guy? Is Hollywood admitting that women like stories where they shiit all over the ‘good guy’? that they ENGAGE, that they dreamed of having some day, then get, then shiit on??? Do women really like losing ‘the good guy’, who gives a perfect life, in favor of the drama of another guy? Of course they do. it’s why telenovelas are popular. Women take drama over a good situation. Never said they work with logic, being emotional being, but come on… if you want men to go to chick flicks, they have to be more logical and not make us good guys think we’re also going to get left for some sleeze, because our women LOVED these flicks. Here’s a quick list of movies where that’s happened, to his characters, in particular, tell me if you agree:

Superman Returns:

James’ character is the fiance of Lois Lane (and seemingly the dad of her baby), who had a previous relationship with Superman, 5 years before, who abandoned her. Now, James’ character is a fully supportive man, from top to bottom, successful, good looking, charasmatic, etc.. even hooked Lois up with a top job since he has pull, and they work well together in all ways. The movie paints the best picture of the best couple imaginable, …. UNTIL SUPERMAN COMES BACK!
Then the drama comes. She on the creep with Superman behind her man’s back- it’s 5 years later, she hasn’t moved on- she’s kissing him and shiit… SLUUT! oh then tells superman that the child she has is really his and not James’ character’s baby!!! WTF?? So she let the good guy believe that’s his baby for 5 years, when it’s really superman’s and she KNEW the whole time. So she strung along the nice guy, used him for his money and position of power, and won’t let him know that the child is not his. This is a CONFLICTED GHETTO HOE tactic! Again, good guy gets shiit on, but he’s shoved to the back of the story so women don’t feel guilty or think the main character woman is a slut, as good guy finishes last, AGAIN. He’s stuck carrying her fuking baggage, without even knowing! Great love story. jajaja To make it worse, this chick has superman laying in bed, on his deathbed in the hospital, and she whispers in his ear that the kid she has REALLY is Superman’s baby, and she turns her head, and looks back, THAT fukER FLEW OUT THE WINDOW AND WAS OUT!!! lol He never comes back ever again after hearing YOU ARE THE FATHER!!! lol And the good guy is left holding the bag for yet another irresponsible father who dumped a chick and his baby! But it’s a typical story!

Xmen 1 - 3

Ok, so Scott Summer/Cyclops (James) and Jean Gray are a couple, and are engaged. They’ve a long history together and he calms her nerves so she doesn’t turn into the psycho you saw in Xmen 3. Again, he’s not the badboy, he’s not the drama guy, he’s a nice guy, sensitive, thinking guy. They LOVE each other… UNTIL enter the BAD BOY, WOLVERINE!
The badboy who doesn’t respect authority, or anyone really, just chilling with no responsibility (not that it’s bad, because well I do that jajaaj). he doesn’t even respect Scott and Jean’s relationship, and makes plays for her right in front of Scott. Secretly trying to creep with her, trying to get some poon, he even starts making out with her, in the Xmen flick, even though he thinks she KILLED her lover, Scott! jajajaja She KILLS the good lover she had, and now interacts with the bad boy, the good guy is GONE from the flick, tossed to the side, and the lust the badboy has for the lead woman character, is what helps him to tune her down a bit, so they can get the finale in the movie. Normally, the love she has for the one she LOVES would make her snap out of it, but nooooo he’s long gone. The BadBoy is the one that polishes her off. So the real love story is not between her and her FIANCE (since she killed him), rather it’s with the bad boy she wants to fuk! Great! ajajaja

The Notebook:

He’s a decorated war hero, rich, smart, funny, etc, as always, the perfect catch for a chick. He wants to marry her, flies her parents out to a party (secretely and cleverly) and proposes and she looks and there are her parents dancing, to her amazement of this man. Cool azz way to propose! The kind of stuff ladies like to remember over and over, how he proposed! So she’s engaged, no drama there, perfect scenario and all is good there. Then enters a dude who used to fuk her 7 years ago and she’s not talked to him since then, she shows up at his door, fuks him without any rubbers at that… (she has an EXCELLENT BODY in this film, nice waistline, butt and thighs. I’d hit it too since she’s hoeing ). and is conflicted, then hides out from her good man, lies to him, and completely disappears! meanwhile, the guy she’s cheating with, has a chick too, and he doesn’t even want her, and is just fuking her to substitute for the main character chick who just cheated and left her fiance, the good guy. I know it’s a ‘love story’ but why does it have to be this dirty? The GOOD GUY still get shiit on and again, James’ character is tossed to the side and forgotten about. The main character, again, looks like a HOE! and the good guy loses! Then to top the shiit off, the hoe can’t remember any of it, because she’s has alzheimers! Great! jajaja

Good guys don’t finish last, they don’t finish at all! The good guy is only a tool used to advance a failure of a woman. That’s it! When she’s done failing over and over with many loser guys, she will come to a good guy and demand that he take care of babies that aren’t his, and problems that he didn’t create for her, and in return he’ll get NOTHING! These bum chicks aren’t even THANKFUL for someone taking on them and their issues they bring to a good guy, which shows no appreciation for good guys, and in the end, he’s only a stepping stone for her, to more ruin- normally in the form of him being cheated on! Be bad, you’ll get more sex and respect!

So James, you need to seriously stop taking roles where you’re such a puzzy! For real, you’re a wimp in each film, it’s time you slap the shiit out of a chick who tries to run away from you, stomp a baby, I dunno something TOUGH!!! Because you being typecast as the good guy who gets shiit on is NOT helping good guys out, actually. You’re making it fashionable to do! lol

In March 2006, I finally made the decision to leave my daughter’s father. There wasn’t any tire-slashing, fighting, cursing  or Mary J. Blige cd playing while I bawled my eyes out and gave him a gazillion reasons why I was leaving. I simply left without a word. I was done- mentally and physically. So it’s been about 2 years since I have had a relationship. Wow- doesn’t seem like it’s been that long until you write it…lol So an analysis of my dating life and a discussion that took place this past Sunday with guy that I know and respect brought me here.  As a single, devoted mother, I am always doing some various activity with my 6-years old which is fine by me because she is a cool lil girl to be around. Well this certain person posed a question to me, “Am I always with her and do I take any “me” time? He then went on to say, that men, especially single men with no dependents, would perceive me to be an overbearing mom.  You’ve seen those types- the moms that overdo everything for their kids, like……..”Oh honey, I made you a sandwich and I cut in little hearts for you!”  or “Baby, are you getting  enough air? Here let me breathe for you!” So hearing this question made me wonder, “Am I like that?” Now when I say that I love my baby girl, she is my air but it isn’t that obsessive love like I have to smell her clothes and sleep with her blankie when she is gone but she is my heart- de verdad!

And that’s not us in the picture…lol My first reaction was irritation to put it mildly because I thought to myself, ” What man wouldn’t want to see a woman being nurturing and loving?” Wouldn’t he think I would be that way to him, also?  I had to think about the many men that are single WITHOUT children. They wouldn’t know this feeling of exuberation when I look into my daughter’s eyes or see her smile……..So I realized that single men fall into the following categories:

THE CAPTAIN SAVE-A-HOE

This pathetic schmuck thinks he can work his way to the kitty by buying the child some high-priced sneakers, outfit, or a  trip to Chuck E. Cheese. These types usually go for the mami with one or multiple children (usually multiple) and she is usually a chick from around the way. This mother usually equates love and nurturing with possessions rather than actually taking a minute to actually TALK to her seeds but ok, let’s get back to him!  From jump, he is Daddy Warbucks throwing the money bait to the unsuspecting prey. He will tell you how he loves kids even if he doesn’t have any…..what the hell? Ladies, when you meet this type, there are 3 questions that should pop into your head.

1. Is this clown a pedophile?

2. What makes you and your child sooooooo special that he wants to just make all of your dreams come true?

3.If he has children, how does he treat and take care of his own?

Yeah he might seem to take on the “burden” of buying shoes, clothes, and other basic needs that Lil  Johnny needs but is it really worth selling your soul and your ass so Johnny can have some new Jordan’s and an Avirex jacket?  I don’t think so.  Many dudes use this tactic because these dumb ass broads have put their children’s and their own values in their coochies instead of keeping that tight so most dudes will just trick off (yes ladies and gents, that’s what it is) a couple of bucks to get the ass and since the guy didn’t directly ask to bone—-ladies feel like he was sooooooooooo nice that, ” I should just give him some because he is handling his business.” He is handling your box and when he’s done, he is going to discard you and Lil Johnny…….and to think you had your seed around this idiot…..tsk tsk tsk *smh*

Next we have….

MR. I DON’T SEE YOUR KID THEREFORE SHE DOESN’T EXIST

In this day and age of FWB (Friends with Benefits), this type of guy looks for that single mami that just wants to do her . He is the dude that doesn’t give a shyt about your kid or his/her needs. He just wants to bone and he disguises it as I just wanna get to know you. The mother that usually gets with this type has just gotten out of a serious relationship or has just lowered her standards to become a jump off because she doesn’t want to be emotionally attached to anyone (which usually doesn’t work). So you are with Mr. Dazzling Debonair and he never asks about your child although that child makes up part of the person that you are. He says he wants to get to know you though…..Well isn’t your child an extension of you? He will do the typical blow off when you mention something as small as, ” Susie got an A in math.”  but if you said your dog was sick, he would be like, “Oh what’s wrong?” lmao Yeah this dude is a trip because while Susie is watching “Dora the Explorer” on the floor of her bedroom, he is exploring the insides of your lovebox with his map in your room…lmao Hold up, heffa- that’s not a good look on your part but we know that there are broads that do it all the time! He will act like your kid doesn’t exist. Do you REALLY want that?

LET’S GET TO KNOW ONE ANOTHER

I know that you are thinking that this is the same guy as above but believe me, IT’S NOT! This is the guy that you hope to find……He will take a genuine interest in you and what comes with you including your child/children. He is a good guy but doesn’t have experience with dating women with children or has limited experience in that dating realm. It’s not to say that he isn’t interested in that part of your life- there is just an order of operations and the child should be not be the first part of that order. I’m not saying don’t mention your child…That’s idiotic. If you have children, that should be the first thing you mention after your name. Who wants a broad that would fail to mention that she has children? It’s not like you failed to mention that you wore a padded bra or a weave, this is your child for Christ’s sake! What the hell is wrong with you? This is the guy that will actually TRY to get to know about you and may or may not have sex on the brain. He is usually understated and would go unnoticed in a crowd but that’s cool because you don’t need distractions as you try to get to know this type. He is a great listener, inquisitive, and open-minded. If you aren’t on that b.s., this would be the guy to get to know.

Which leads me back to my conversation with my guy friend……

I know that many men may look at a single mother that is affectionate and think, “Oh she is waaay to loving with that child and I’m not gonna try to get with that. She wouldn’t have time for me.” This is understandable, to a certain degree and it is a valid concern. However, if you write a woman off because of what you are viewing or perceiving before you actually take the time to SEE if she is really like that then you may be actually missing out on a good thing!  A REAL woman has many faces. She is a mother, a friend, a lover, a confidante, a nurturer, and a freak! lol See how she responds when you offer her a weekend getaway, take her to a cool concert or a romantic evening with just the two of you. You might find that you’ve got a keeper! If she continously turns you down, THEN give her ass the bota!

SCIENTISTS DETERMINE THAT “The ideal waist-hip ratio for women is to have a waist measurement which is no more than 70% of their hip measurement.”

It don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that swing! And THIS

would have a mighty swing!

Can THIS
possibly have a nice sexy walk to it, with no hips and butt?? I don’t think so… and now there is PROOF!
For years, ‘thick‘ women were praised for having hour glass figures, rather than the stick and bones wannabe model/hollywood types of bodies, all across the globe. While most ‘ethnic’ people I know favor a woman with more meat on their bones, the little penised other guys, prefered women who were TINY in body size (I joke that it’s because it makes their own penises look bigger- which is why most of them shave their crotches completely, to make it look MASSIVE ajajajaj). Years ago, when I was just seeing differently sized women (in NYC), my friends and I were trying to compare the skinny chicks walking down the block, versus the ‘BLESSED’ women walking down the block, once, we spotted some Asian chicks walking towards us, with their unusual fashion statements, yet with a RUNWAY MODEL WALK. My Asian friend adds, “my sister and all her girls practice walking like that, like a runway model, to try to look sexy to men”. And not for nothing, they surely did look sexy, walking towards us– and I lost my wood when I continued to watch and I caught a SIDE VIEW of them, and their completely FLAT azzes! uhhgggh YUCK! Not even a little cuppable azz, just FLATTER than a wall azzes… that killed the buzz, but the Asians were on to something, apparently, that none of us noticed, back then- THE GREAT EQUALIZER. Something I didn’t see a lot of women doing, while they were walking, and still don’t see, to this day. Because I made a remark about the flat azzes, we begin to argue, as I had daily arguments (not debates, arguments) with some of my boys from different parts of the world, the hollywood anorexic image is what more and more of them favored and still favor, and I wondered why they changed their minds and have gone this route, when clearly they loved full figured ladies, previously. So one of my white boys points out a chick with big hips/booty coming (yes from the FRONT you saw she had mad azz, that’s how much of a thoroughbread she was), and noticed how her thighs were doing the CHUB RUB dance, WOBBLED down the block, because her thighs were in the way and she had to walk around her own thighs. jajaja Now this girl had to ill booty, but he pointed out that WOBBLE, due to CHUB RUB and you know what, it wasn’t the chub rub that made her look bad, it was the chub rub that made her WALK bad!! THAT KILLED THE THICK GIRL FANTASY FOR ME, when I wasn’t looking at that chub rub, I was just looking at ONLY hips, thighs and azz. But many ladies walking by had chub rub, not many walked very sexily regardless! Then we saw a stick figure Linsey Lohan/Paris Hilton chick coming and she walked like a tired person dragging her body along (slouching backwards, feet front, pelvis forward) and we unamimously let out and AWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHH!- except for white boy who said her face was gorgeous so he’d date her. Jajaja ultimately, we could all agree, and realized something- WALK COUNTS FOR EVERYTHING! And eventually, it’s the equalizer for women who might not be blessed in a certain area (like the booty lol)…

As we investigated some of the thick honies we came across in the past, what made them hot? Even some of the rare hot obese ones, what made them hot? It was the way she carried herself, and HER WALK! She carried herself well, dressed nicely and caught your eye with her walk! Shoot, we weren’t the only ones who like thick chicks walking by, because now there are sites dedicated to representing this type of body and animating it!!! You see this graphic, if you’re using SECOND LIFE the online program, you have to PAY to use a thick chick walking animation!!!
Yes, MANY like seeing a THICK chick walk, so you knew that, in time, someone would write and article abou tit and explain WHAT makes a sexy walk. Here is that article –> CLICK HERE read it afterwards, I remembered that infamous debate with the fellas, and laughed hard to myself. So we came to the same conclusion that the article said we previously would have, HIPS-WAIST RATIO TURNED US ON!
In many instances, this is still true, but the ante was upped by THE WALK! Without a walk, it’s all dead meat on the meat wagon. Now, if you’re a boney little thing, just stay in front of a guy and if you do ‘THE WALK’ you can still come off as sexy!

So just as the article pointed out, Marylyn Monroe, JLO even Beyonce, without a sexy walk, wouldn’t be shiit but corny azz on the street- JLO maybe not so much So a survey was done with 700 people watching animations and videos of people and walks, and it was concretely established that the meat without the swagger, didn’t make it sexy! If considering just the meat she has on her body, that is for those who like a thicker or fullfigured woman because she’s naturally more able to put out babies without complications, it’s an animal attraction thing. But Westerner women didn’t have to do that physical labor that underdeveloped countries’ ladies had to do, and never developed that muscle/bubble, so genes never passed down, and therefore was never appreciated, as opposed to a Brasil or Africa. While a big butt might please, alone, she can mess up the fantasy by walking pigeon toed (which ghetto bowlegged chicks thought was sexy to pose like that and it’s NASTY not sexy)! So you need the movement, to be sexy, you need the HIPS SHAKING SIDE TO SIDE, if you’re to be a sexy walking woman! Conversely, for a woman’s pleasure, she wants to see a man’s SHOULDERS move! So big gyals, WORK ON THAT WALK, your big azz alone doesn’t cut it anymore!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/6444851.stm

You know, as we get more and more advanced, humans get more and more stupid. We have this internet and now we do less and less human interaction. Get get these cell phones and now we talk a shytload on the phone, but don’t want to talk in person or many people CAN’T talk in person like the can only talk on a cell phone. Hell, half the people on this goddamn site can’t have a conversation that is longer than the text messages conversations they’re used to communicating with people on. Hey, at this point in this piece, I’ve made their heads explode, from seeing all these letters and their heads are exploding like pigeons after eating Xlax. lol Well the newest trend to hit the tech market also affects how you dine. If you’re thinking of going out and chilling with your girl, and want to have a nice romantic situation, have friendly waitresses and nice ‘HUMAN’ feel to the restaurant, you’re probably NOT goin to like this piece. Noooo this piece is about THIS as a common scene (if you’re travelled recently, you’re already familiar with it): meet E-WAITER aka E-MENU, your replacement

Now, we in NYC have seen human token booth clerks get replaced with huge METROCARD vending machines, and we’ve seen our jobs get outsourced to other countries, THANKS BILL CLINTON FOR NAFTA AND INSPIRING COMPANIES OUTSOURCE AND REPLACE US WITH ASIANS, OR TO TAKE OUR JOBS ABROAD TO THOSE SAME ASIAN COUNTRIES. Well the next wave of human replacement is gaining momentum, as many new start up companies are copying the idea to REPLACE HUMAN WAITERS AND WAITRESSES WITH MACHINES!!! Yes, the computer touch screens will give you a menu of all the juicy and delicious food you wish to have, complete with animations to make you very hungry, and you don’t have to worry about seeing a pesky HUMAN BEING coming to bring you a menu, asking you what you’d like. You don’t have to worry about their nasty attitude for the day and whether or not they’re going to spit in your food because of it, and more importantly YOU DON’T HAVE TO TIP THEM. Oh some of you are salivating at that idea… ladies, you don’t have to worry about your man getting a phone number slipped to him by that pesky sexy waitress, because you’ll get a computer screen as a waitress instead. YAY, right? lol

WRONG! These are some disgusting times we live in today, man… our lower incomed people are basically getting phased out little by little due to ‘inventions’ like this, but more importantly, people have sided with the digital age in favor of avoiding more humans! WTF? You go to a goddamn restaurant TO BE SOCIAL, but not you want to go and be closed and not interact? Normally it’s just a 1 sided argument for things like this. Businesses save lots of money by not having to hire waiters and they can get a bunch of illegal alien workers or anyone paid off the books to bring you the food you selected on the screen and clean up after you’re done. Shyt, with this you really could run your whole restaurant with 1 chef and 10 illegal aliens! lol Big business is salivating over this. The menus can be in many languages and that eliminates the need for a waitress who can’t speak Slovanian in a Mexican restaurant. lol So it’s obvious to see the business side ruthless fuk your peasant life side of things, but CONSUMERS ARE DIGGING THIS!!!! That’s the part that freaks me out. People don’t want to see the waiters and waitresses! WTF is going on in the world today? LA is the first spot to put this into effect and it’s funny since 99% of the waiters and waitresses hope to wait tables in LA in hopes of being discovered by someone famous, so they can be famous. Now we’ve ruined the dreams for the next Brad Pitt. bwajajaja That’s cruel! Low wage earners depend on that money and the tips MANN YOU CAN’T JUST SHOVE THEM OUT THE DOOR TOO! Like that Dave Chappelle Mc Donalds worker trying to get a rap skit ‘ill nicca you smell like french fries’.. it’s NOT fun going home smelling like food everynight but you do it to make endsmeet.

If I see a restaurant with this crap, I’m exiting immediately. I don’t mind going to a hole-in-the-wall restaurant with a toothless, cross eyed waiter serving me, but this impersonal computer in my face while I’m trying to eat is as imposing as huge flatscreen advertisment Televisions in the bathrooms of restaurants!!!! I’M TRYING TO FUKING PEE HERE!!!! You don’t need to try to advertise for herpes medicine while I’ve my hand on my d1ck! lol That’s not a good marketing strategy! lol And so too is my feeling about a goddamn computer screen on my table while I’m trying to do something as human as simply EATING! Where do YOU stand on this? What will you do when you see this trend growing?

Besides, replacing THESE in your face all day, teling you ‘WELCOME’

instead of THESE telling me ‘WELCOME’ … ..

IS JUST FUKIN GAY!

http://wcbstv.com/technology/uwink.touch.screen.2.625719.html