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The good guy who ALWAYS finishes last!

Brainfart, every time I see this guy, JAMES MARSDEN (aks Cyclops), he’s the ‘good guy‘ in all his most recent movies. While Hollywood is trying to show a movie where the action should be the focus, a love story brews in that action movie, or he’s always a character who comes along, and is a ‘blessing to find’ by the lead female character, but somehow keeping getting shiit on, cheated on AND dumped! Yet, he’s painted as the good looking, wealthy, educated, kind, caring, complete character, in each flick, one that the ladies would cream for and die for… I even remembered hearing a girl scream, “I wish I had a man like that! A real man! Someone to save me! Where is my good man?” (of course, as she’s beating her son’s azz to make him sit still while she tries to hush the other child, a crying baby she has in the stroller, up front, in the movie theater). ajjaaj Anyway, he’s always ‘the good catch’ but NEVER the main guy of the flick. In fact, he’s the one that the main character woman, ALWAYS, cheats on, and leaves for another guy! jajaja WTF is Hollywood saying in these ‘love stories?’ they’re painting? Because women love the lovestory parts of these movies, and they are totally relating to the characters, right, so why do they keep leaving that good guy? Is Hollywood admitting that women like stories where they shiit all over the ‘good guy’? that they ENGAGE, that they dreamed of having some day, then get, then shiit on??? Do women really like losing ‘the good guy’, who gives a perfect life, in favor of the drama of another guy? Of course they do. it’s why telenovelas are popular. Women take drama over a good situation. Never said they work with logic, being emotional being, but come on… if you want men to go to chick flicks, they have to be more logical and not make us good guys think we’re also going to get left for some sleeze, because our women LOVED these flicks. Here’s a quick list of movies where that’s happened, to his characters, in particular, tell me if you agree:

Superman Returns:

James’ character is the fiance of Lois Lane (and seemingly the dad of her baby), who had a previous relationship with Superman, 5 years before, who abandoned her. Now, James’ character is a fully supportive man, from top to bottom, successful, good looking, charasmatic, etc.. even hooked Lois up with a top job since he has pull, and they work well together in all ways. The movie paints the best picture of the best couple imaginable, …. UNTIL SUPERMAN COMES BACK!
Then the drama comes. She on the creep with Superman behind her man’s back- it’s 5 years later, she hasn’t moved on- she’s kissing him and shiit… SLUUT! oh then tells superman that the child she has is really his and not James’ character’s baby!!! WTF?? So she let the good guy believe that’s his baby for 5 years, when it’s really superman’s and she KNEW the whole time. So she strung along the nice guy, used him for his money and position of power, and won’t let him know that the child is not his. This is a CONFLICTED GHETTO HOE tactic! Again, good guy gets shiit on, but he’s shoved to the back of the story so women don’t feel guilty or think the main character woman is a slut, as good guy finishes last, AGAIN. He’s stuck carrying her fuking baggage, without even knowing! Great love story. jajaja To make it worse, this chick has superman laying in bed, on his deathbed in the hospital, and she whispers in his ear that the kid she has REALLY is Superman’s baby, and she turns her head, and looks back, THAT fukER FLEW OUT THE WINDOW AND WAS OUT!!! lol He never comes back ever again after hearing YOU ARE THE FATHER!!! lol And the good guy is left holding the bag for yet another irresponsible father who dumped a chick and his baby! But it’s a typical story!

Xmen 1 - 3

Ok, so Scott Summer/Cyclops (James) and Jean Gray are a couple, and are engaged. They’ve a long history together and he calms her nerves so she doesn’t turn into the psycho you saw in Xmen 3. Again, he’s not the badboy, he’s not the drama guy, he’s a nice guy, sensitive, thinking guy. They LOVE each other… UNTIL enter the BAD BOY, WOLVERINE!
The badboy who doesn’t respect authority, or anyone really, just chilling with no responsibility (not that it’s bad, because well I do that jajaaj). he doesn’t even respect Scott and Jean’s relationship, and makes plays for her right in front of Scott. Secretly trying to creep with her, trying to get some poon, he even starts making out with her, in the Xmen flick, even though he thinks she KILLED her lover, Scott! jajajaja She KILLS the good lover she had, and now interacts with the bad boy, the good guy is GONE from the flick, tossed to the side, and the lust the badboy has for the lead woman character, is what helps him to tune her down a bit, so they can get the finale in the movie. Normally, the love she has for the one she LOVES would make her snap out of it, but nooooo he’s long gone. The BadBoy is the one that polishes her off. So the real love story is not between her and her FIANCE (since she killed him), rather it’s with the bad boy she wants to fuk! Great! ajajaja

The Notebook:

He’s a decorated war hero, rich, smart, funny, etc, as always, the perfect catch for a chick. He wants to marry her, flies her parents out to a party (secretely and cleverly) and proposes and she looks and there are her parents dancing, to her amazement of this man. Cool azz way to propose! The kind of stuff ladies like to remember over and over, how he proposed! So she’s engaged, no drama there, perfect scenario and all is good there. Then enters a dude who used to fuk her 7 years ago and she’s not talked to him since then, she shows up at his door, fuks him without any rubbers at that… (she has an EXCELLENT BODY in this film, nice waistline, butt and thighs. I’d hit it too since she’s hoeing :) ). and is conflicted, then hides out from her good man, lies to him, and completely disappears! meanwhile, the guy she’s cheating with, has a chick too, and he doesn’t even want her, and is just fuking her to substitute for the main character chick who just cheated and left her fiance, the good guy. I know it’s a ‘love story’ but why does it have to be this dirty? The GOOD GUY still get shiit on and again, James’ character is tossed to the side and forgotten about. The main character, again, looks like a HOE! and the good guy loses! Then to top the shiit off, the hoe can’t remember any of it, because she’s has alzheimers! Great! jajaja

Good guys don’t finish last, they don’t finish at all! The good guy is only a tool used to advance a failure of a woman. That’s it! When she’s done failing over and over with many loser guys, she will come to a good guy and demand that he take care of babies that aren’t his, and problems that he didn’t create for her, and in return he’ll get NOTHING! These bum chicks aren’t even THANKFUL for someone taking on them and their issues they bring to a good guy, which shows no appreciation for good guys, and in the end, he’s only a stepping stone for her, to more ruin- normally in the form of him being cheated on! Be bad, you’ll get more sex and respect!

So James, you need to seriously stop taking roles where you’re such a puzzy! For real, you’re a wimp in each film, it’s time you slap the shiit out of a chick who tries to run away from you, stomp a baby, I dunno something TOUGH!!! Because you being typecast as the good guy who gets shiit on is NOT helping good guys out, actually. You’re making it fashionable to do! lol

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