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Oh yeah… NYC transit is coming up with a program and they’re spending millions of dollars to prevent a problem that plagues many a commuter, during rush ours and off peak times alike. No, you’d be wrong to suggest it’s about their fucking trains which can’t come on time anymore and are packed to the goddamn max with smelly ass people and bums who ride the train during rush hours… nooo not even talking about eliminating the shity trains that are hot as hell during a 90 degree and higher summer day, and the train conductor opens a train window, only to blow fresh HOBO smells in your face and even more hotter subway tunnel heat… nooo NYC TRANSIT is not even trying to fix the problem in budget where they feel they have to replace humans with those Metrocard dispenser machines. Nope… NYC TRANSIT IS SPENDING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO COMBAT… GROPING!??? lol bwjajajajaja

Yes, NYC Transit is coming out with an ANTI-GROPING campaign aimed at stopping guys from rubbing up against women on the trains. lol I shit you not… of all fucking things to waste your money on… it’s this bullcrap. Why don’t they eliminate bums on the train?? Eliminate those full fucking mariachi bands, fake public servans with the bags of cheetos in an empty army duffle bag making it look like they’re feeding the homeless with rotting sandwiches and shit.. but not, women are claiming they’re being groped on train… I’ll have you know, MANY women put their sloppy chichos on me and breasts and rub my butt all the time, but that’s what you expect from a crowded train. How the hell are you going to fight this? We have concerns that Terrorists will put bombs on the fucking trains, your goddamn ass being touched is NOT ON THE METER OF SERIOUS ISSUES TO COMBAT!!! How are they going to advertise this campain anyway? Going to put up a poster of a chick in a thong and a hand digging in her butthole with big red X over it? lol WTF? I have a few suggestions:

STOP BEING SO POLITE TO WOMEN WHEN ASKING FOR DIRECTIONS! A simple “A yo bitch wtf train dis b, yo?” would suffice.
Can’t read paper pretending you don’t notice your crotch in a woman’s face! OFFENSE! lol
Slow women with their goddamn huge handbags and pocketbooks block every goddamn passage! So these slow women, who are in the way should just be SHOVED to the side, this way it won’t be confused for groping. The touching can not be seen as affectionate at all, so show that you’re not a sexist by shoving her out of the way like you would a fellow man! Remember, women are equal to men!

Godammn this is the last thing NYC transit needs. It’s bad enough I have to sit the and mixes smell shitty perfume each morning, plus sit in a seat that didn’t get wiped down and I can smell the hobo-juice that has seeped into the subway car seat I’m sitting it, with some old lady trying to make me feel guilty that I’m sitting and trying to sleep so she keeps acting like she’s fucking falling down- so I may give her my seat (mind you NYC has designated areas at either ends of the train and they will NOT go there, they want MY seat) and let’s not get started with the fat people who take up too much space!! On top of all that shit, the least you could do is let me cop a feel of your titties! lol

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The inaugural post

Author: admin

May 2, 2008

Here we post topics in areas of Finance, Law, Politics, Relationships and whatever other Odd Bits may come up.

This site exists because many of my associates found themselves being banned from other public forums that supposedly welcomed free speech.

That’s not to say we won’t ban you but understand that as long as you can make your point and make a compelling argument to your point and as long as the comments are constructive and not personal you will have nothing to fear from the GREAT MODERATOR in the sky.

Simply put, post what you have to say and back it up with some evidence. The sky isn’t blue just because I say it is ;-)

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