Organ Stimulators

Racism in Spain has always been a problem that everyone denies, but it’s something that MANY Latinos can’t wrap their heads around when hearing about it either. Most of Europe has racist people, partly because there are not a lot of blacks to represent themselves, partly because leave uncivilived people to their own devices and you’ll get just that racism/stereotyping, but mostly because no other country, but the US and South Africa, has really had a Civil Right movement. So you’re talking about a bunch of unchecked idiots in these countries like anywhere North, East, South and West of America (and in America itself, obviously). But Spain’s overly bored and testosterone filled idiots at sports events are a breeding ground for stupidity. In fact, in Italy and Spain, the ignorant are recruited by Right Wing racist groups, at soccer games, since they get the most groups of people. The racism can be unbearable to players when they’re just trying to play the game and fans are making monkey sounds and throwing bananas on the pitch trying to hit the black players (see my video below). This racism in Europe takes aim mostly at Blacks and Muslims, whom ironically enough are this country’s ‘villians’ too. So you recently saw this photo published by the SPANISH 2008 OLYMPIC BASKETBALL TEAM:

and most of Spain, and people even in America, can’t see the racism in it. In fact, Spain does nothing, like many countries, to address racism. This was an issue covered years ago even in Time Magaine –> IS SPAIN RACIST? I be some of you reading this can’t see the racism, partly because YOU do this very same shit that you see in the picture. You SLANT YOUR EYES making fun of Asians. The irony of this picture was that the Spanish team said there was nothing wrong with the picture and it wasn’t offensive, yet it’s a the eye slanting and posing inside of a circle with a dragon that didn’t even ring a bell to many. lol Dumb fucks. Not 1 person thought NOT to do this photo, that’s what bothers me. And you might be a dumb fuck too, read on…

I laugh because I remember countless ‘Latinos’, especially those of African lineage, saying they can’t wait to take a journey to Spain, to see where it all began. LOl I would laugh in their faces so hard… Really, you want to see how you’ll be treated, go look at an African making it to that country. lol Some I’ve even played this video here

That’s how your dumb ass is going to be treated. In DR, I see Dominicans making fun of the Asians when they see them in Malls or streets and they do the slanty eyes and doing the ‘ching-chong’ noises and I’m looking at these broke, oppressed, people of color- who can’t see that is offensive and hurts- like they’re the dumbest idiots on the planet! Yet when someone insults them for being of ‘color’ they want to put their heads in the sand and claim “I’m not of African descent”. Then again, I remember Japanese do black-face characters all the time on their TV shows and represent blacks as apes with bananas all the time too. Then one day, some guy was in a fighting match, a white guy, he did a ‘buck toothed-slanty eyed asian’ face by holding his eyes and making them slant while bucking his teeth- to taunt the competition, and he was banished from fighting in Japan. lol

I find that not only are many light skinned people ignorant about other races when they’re not around them, but so too are dark skinned people who might even happen to be oppressed/offended racially. That’s the part that confuses me. People who have exposure to being treated poorly due to race can’t even recognize and offensive racial act. STUPID! That’s the worst kind of racism, people who are offended daily who don’t realize racism when they see it. So I know you thought this piece was about the dumb Spaniards who were associated with this photo, but really it’s about YOU who don’t think it’s racist either!

Oh, and since most of you are from America, and that means you know NOTHING about anything outside of a 4 foot radius of your body, you probably didn’t even catch the European launch of the WHITE PSP when it came out. The advertisement showed a white woman choking up a nappy headed black as tar chick with the words ‘WHITE IS COMING” It was to celebrate that new white version of the PSP. lol WTF? You don’t believe me, I know, but it was old news and made major headlines, in Europe. Here is the ad
Later, Sony tried to clean it up and cleaned up the black woman, her body language and then made fighting where the black was winning a fight too lol NICE TRY lol

Try that shit in America, we’ll fuck you up!

Oh yeah… NYC transit is coming up with a program and they’re spending millions of dollars to prevent a problem that plagues many a commuter, during rush ours and off peak times alike. No, you’d be wrong to suggest it’s about their fucking trains which can’t come on time anymore and are packed to the goddamn max with smelly ass people and bums who ride the train during rush hours… nooo not even talking about eliminating the shity trains that are hot as hell during a 90 degree and higher summer day, and the train conductor opens a train window, only to blow fresh HOBO smells in your face and even more hotter subway tunnel heat… nooo NYC TRANSIT is not even trying to fix the problem in budget where they feel they have to replace humans with those Metrocard dispenser machines. Nope… NYC TRANSIT IS SPENDING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO COMBAT… GROPING!??? lol bwjajajajaja

Yes, NYC Transit is coming out with an ANTI-GROPING campaign aimed at stopping guys from rubbing up against women on the trains. lol I shit you not… of all fucking things to waste your money on… it’s this bullcrap. Why don’t they eliminate bums on the train?? Eliminate those full fucking mariachi bands, fake public servans with the bags of cheetos in an empty army duffle bag making it look like they’re feeding the homeless with rotting sandwiches and shit.. but not, women are claiming they’re being groped on train… I’ll have you know, MANY women put their sloppy chichos on me and breasts and rub my butt all the time, but that’s what you expect from a crowded train. How the hell are you going to fight this? We have concerns that Terrorists will put bombs on the fucking trains, your goddamn ass being touched is NOT ON THE METER OF SERIOUS ISSUES TO COMBAT!!! How are they going to advertise this campain anyway? Going to put up a poster of a chick in a thong and a hand digging in her butthole with big red X over it? lol WTF? I have a few suggestions:

          In 2008, it has become fashionable to become the other woman. Bitches are taking their jump-off status and rocking it like new Gucci stilettos. When did being the other woman become the “in” thing? Years ago, if your grandfather or great-grandfather had a lover on the side, he did his best to not flaunt her in the family’s face. Now the slores of today have no shame, they wear being an adultering whore like a badge of honor taking no accountability for the lives they destroy. I’m not letting the man off the hook at all but right now- I’m addressing the trifling atrocities that are walking around calling themselves women. Many of these women have been in the wive’s or girlfriend’s positions so I’m really having a hard time trying to understand the ease with which these sluts pull off messing around with attached men. What is so appealing about having a man that will never put you first and who will never leave his wife or girl for you? There are those “special” types that honestly want to be the other woman with no attachments but for the most part, most women think they are better than the current woman and feel that they will be or should be the replacement.  WHere is the self-respect and the pride of these whores? How can you be a replacement when you were NEVER at the level of the women he is claiming? How is it boosting your self-esteem when you can’t openly express your feelings, go out in public during regular hours, or even be at family events with the person you say you are loving?  Does THAT sound logical? Not to mention that we are living in a time where wives and girlfriends are setting it off like Queen Latifah- killing the other woman AND the man! Is that a risk women are willing to take for some secondhand dick that probably isn’t that good, anyway? In the days of wifey (which is another label of bullshit), women need to start setting their fucking standards alot higher when it comes to the roles they want to play in relationships. If you wanna be a hoe, work a corner or become an escort! The pay off will be much bigger!

My problem with all of this- where is the standard set for dating or marriage? Women should be the ones that set the tone for the relationship and if a woman is in a relationship why would she want to settle for being second best? I forgot that this is America and  that we are used to being second best and not having any value. Just look at the automotive market….lol  Second in life, competitions, and in general is considered the loser.  There, I guess I answered my own damn question- THESE WOMEN LIKE BEING LOSERS. lmao

Tech Ad messages

WTF, advertisers?  I mean, if it’s not already hard for people to respect Black Professionals in the technology field, you have to go and put the smackdown on the images I’m starting to see of Blacks in tech ads, and other ads where stereotypically black people don’t ‘fit in’.  Other people have great stereotypes like Jews are lawyers, doctors, dentists… Indians and other Asians are doctors, dentists and tech people… but the black stereotype?  Sports Athletes, gangstas and rappers… uhhh So when you take into account all the ads that you’re now seeing, in efforts to show that companies see people of color as more than just gangters in movies and fools who soak scantly clad women in Moet (although Donald Trump also is known to do this), could they REALLY be helping when all I’m seeing are a bunch of ads that make that person of color look so OUT of place that it’s like “WTF IS HE DOING THERE???!!” LoL Maybe I’m programmed incorrectly and tied to the stereotypical views too, but I’ve seen a string of ads that make me scratch my head at excactly what the fuck are these black people DOING in these ads that are trying to break the boundaries.  For example… here is the classic pose of a computer geek who’s confident and no one is taking his shit. It’s the tech infamous “NORTON POSE” made famous by Computer Genius, PETER NORTON who owns Symantec Corp. He set the standard for confident comptuer geeks posing in ads. He gave geeks confidence and ever since, if you want to look like a big dog in the computer field, you had to pose crossing your arms! This is a known computer image!  Women even pose on the covers with the Norton Pose .

So here is the typical tech ad, utilizing the Norton Cross and it features an Asian (who else… and yes India is in Asia go read a book you dumb ass). Now look at the message in his picture.  First, he’s a lighter skinned Asian, and he has a modern haircut and not a funny looking mustach, he’s not the bad stereotype.  Next, he’s crossing his arms and kind of beginning a smirk, as you look at the title “INDIAN WORKERS DON’T WANT US JOB”. Yes, the message is I don’t need your damn USA crappy jobs! lol BOLD! So the picture is standoffish, showing power crossing his arms, arrogance, confidence…  He can stay in India and get paid, FUCK the U.S. is what that picture says! Pure confidence. Now look at the string of ads featuring black guys… you’ll notice a completely different tone… like the infamous one here, that I call:

“Oh shit! who dat’? “

LOL Discover Innovation… what’s so innovating? You have a black guy in an ad and he’s looking like ‘wtf am I doing here in a server room?’ or looking like he’s about to get caught stealing some shit? lol I’ve seen a gang of shots like this. lol I even saw one where it was suggesting that the computer program was so easy to install and fix problems (in 1 picture that the black guy was in), that in the second picture he has time to go play basketball in the park! lol  That’s when I started paying attention to blacks in tech ads. The shit is funny! Why couldn’t he be CONFIDENT like the other races! And why is he racing some so he can go play basketball with the homies? lol Man… it’s a C.O.N.  -spiracy! lol

Here…

Here is an advertisment for a software program that monitors what anyone is doing to your network. You have a black guy, dressed in black, and smiling in a server room, in the dark… hmmm Makes you question, “just what are the black people in my company doing?  Why.. I didn’t see Leshawn come back from lunch yet and it’s over 2 hours! I know… He must be in the server room, in the dark, dressed in black, trying to steal company data just like this guy in the ad! I HAVE to buy this, I don’t trust Leshawn Jenkins!” lol Seriously,  what the hell is this guy doing in the ad?  This product is a software product that monitors and you can’t go to a server and check the logs by looking at it’s physical! You have to log into a program on a computer to see, it has NOTHING to do with this black criminal who’s stealing data and laughing about it.  Isn’t he breaking into your server room?  Isn’t he smiling and stealing something secretly? Doing something that you don’t know? It looks to me like he’s up to no good and this picture will make you question your black employees! lol

“Well, look, obviously there was a tragedy in New York. I said at the time, without benefit of all the facts before me, that it looked like a possible case of excessive force. The judge has made his ruling, and we’re a nation of laws, so we respect the verdict that came down,”

“The most important thing for people who are concerned about that shooting is to figure out how do we come together and assure those kinds of tragedies don’t happen again,” he continued. … “Resorting to violence to express displeasure over a verdict is something that is completely unacceptable and counterproductive.”

What the hell was Barack Obama thinking when he said this?  Sean Bell was assassinated by the NYPD on his wedding day and they got off scott free. They weren’t identifiable as police officers and they fired over 50 rounds at a man who wasn’t armed!  First of all, who the hell was on this jury, the L.A.P.D? Black folks have the right to be upset and to express their anger at this injustice because that’s exactly what this is…… Mr. Obama, I know you don’t want to seem like one of the members of Public Enemy or The Nation of Islam but referring to the emotions of black people as displeasure over the murder of a black man by the police is utterly ridiculous. What he should have done was take this time to speak about the injustices  that ”people” in general still face today afterall he is a black man in America so he would definitely know about that- hell he is facing it in his own campaign.  We know that he doesn’t want to appear as a black extremist or a black man with a chip on his shoulder but at the same time, HE SHOULDN’T TRY TO NOT BE BLACK.  Nobody was asking him to protest or point fingers but fair is fair……and to make these comments when the only thing that happened was a peaceful protest that Al Sharpton organized; makes his statement even more ludicrous. Yeah, he tried to choose his words carefully but even HE said that it looked like excessive force……..He is a presidential candidate so I don’t expect him to jump up and speak out with vigor on social injustice for minority folks but damn it don’t make light of what we go through, by calling anger, outrage, and disgust- “displeasure”. Shit dealing with over 400 years of social, racial, and economic injustice is a little bit more than unpleasant, don’t you think, Senator Obama? Just ask those 3 Black guys in Philly were their police-gifted ass whoopings- unpleasant? …………

In March 2006, I finally made the decision to leave my daughter’s father. There wasn’t any tire-slashing, fighting, cursing  or Mary J. Blige cd playing while I bawled my eyes out and gave him a gazillion reasons why I was leaving. I simply left without a word. I was done- mentally and physically. So it’s been about 2 years since I have had a relationship. Wow- doesn’t seem like it’s been that long until you write it…lol So an analysis of my dating life and a discussion that took place this past Sunday with guy that I know and respect brought me here.  As a single, devoted mother, I am always doing some various activity with my 6-years old which is fine by me because she is a cool lil girl to be around. Well this certain person posed a question to me, “Am I always with her and do I take any “me” time? He then went on to say, that men, especially single men with no dependents, would perceive me to be an overbearing mom.  You’ve seen those types- the moms that overdo everything for their kids, like……..”Oh honey, I made you a sandwich and I cut in little hearts for you!”  or “Baby, are you getting  enough air? Here let me breathe for you!” So hearing this question made me wonder, “Am I like that?” Now when I say that I love my baby girl, she is my air but it isn’t that obsessive love like I have to smell her clothes and sleep with her blankie when she is gone but she is my heart- de verdad!

And that’s not us in the picture…lol My first reaction was irritation to put it mildly because I thought to myself, ” What man wouldn’t want to see a woman being nurturing and loving?” Wouldn’t he think I would be that way to him, also?  I had to think about the many men that are single WITHOUT children. They wouldn’t know this feeling of exuberation when I look into my daughter’s eyes or see her smile……..So I realized that single men fall into the following categories:

THE CAPTAIN SAVE-A-HOE

This pathetic schmuck thinks he can work his way to the kitty by buying the child some high-priced sneakers, outfit, or a  trip to Chuck E. Cheese. These types usually go for the mami with one or multiple children (usually multiple) and she is usually a chick from around the way. This mother usually equates love and nurturing with possessions rather than actually taking a minute to actually TALK to her seeds but ok, let’s get back to him!  From jump, he is Daddy Warbucks throwing the money bait to the unsuspecting prey. He will tell you how he loves kids even if he doesn’t have any…..what the hell? Ladies, when you meet this type, there are 3 questions that should pop into your head.

1. Is this clown a pedophile?

2. What makes you and your child sooooooo special that he wants to just make all of your dreams come true?

3.If he has children, how does he treat and take care of his own?

Yeah he might seem to take on the “burden” of buying shoes, clothes, and other basic needs that Lil  Johnny needs but is it really worth selling your soul and your ass so Johnny can have some new Jordan’s and an Avirex jacket?  I don’t think so.  Many dudes use this tactic because these dumb ass broads have put their children’s and their own values in their coochies instead of keeping that tight so most dudes will just trick off (yes ladies and gents, that’s what it is) a couple of bucks to get the ass and since the guy didn’t directly ask to bone—-ladies feel like he was sooooooooooo nice that, ” I should just give him some because he is handling his business.” He is handling your box and when he’s done, he is going to discard you and Lil Johnny…….and to think you had your seed around this idiot…..tsk tsk tsk *smh*

Next we have….

MR. I DON’T SEE YOUR KID THEREFORE SHE DOESN’T EXIST

In this day and age of FWB (Friends with Benefits), this type of guy looks for that single mami that just wants to do her . He is the dude that doesn’t give a shyt about your kid or his/her needs. He just wants to bone and he disguises it as I just wanna get to know you. The mother that usually gets with this type has just gotten out of a serious relationship or has just lowered her standards to become a jump off because she doesn’t want to be emotionally attached to anyone (which usually doesn’t work). So you are with Mr. Dazzling Debonair and he never asks about your child although that child makes up part of the person that you are. He says he wants to get to know you though…..Well isn’t your child an extension of you? He will do the typical blow off when you mention something as small as, ” Susie got an A in math.”  but if you said your dog was sick, he would be like, “Oh what’s wrong?” lmao Yeah this dude is a trip because while Susie is watching “Dora the Explorer” on the floor of her bedroom, he is exploring the insides of your lovebox with his map in your room…lmao Hold up, heffa- that’s not a good look on your part but we know that there are broads that do it all the time! He will act like your kid doesn’t exist. Do you REALLY want that?

LET’S GET TO KNOW ONE ANOTHER

I know that you are thinking that this is the same guy as above but believe me, IT’S NOT! This is the guy that you hope to find……He will take a genuine interest in you and what comes with you including your child/children. He is a good guy but doesn’t have experience with dating women with children or has limited experience in that dating realm. It’s not to say that he isn’t interested in that part of your life- there is just an order of operations and the child should be not be the first part of that order. I’m not saying don’t mention your child…That’s idiotic. If you have children, that should be the first thing you mention after your name. Who wants a broad that would fail to mention that she has children? It’s not like you failed to mention that you wore a padded bra or a weave, this is your child for Christ’s sake! What the hell is wrong with you? This is the guy that will actually TRY to get to know about you and may or may not have sex on the brain. He is usually understated and would go unnoticed in a crowd but that’s cool because you don’t need distractions as you try to get to know this type. He is a great listener, inquisitive, and open-minded. If you aren’t on that b.s., this would be the guy to get to know.

Which leads me back to my conversation with my guy friend……

I know that many men may look at a single mother that is affectionate and think, “Oh she is waaay to loving with that child and I’m not gonna try to get with that. She wouldn’t have time for me.” This is understandable, to a certain degree and it is a valid concern. However, if you write a woman off because of what you are viewing or perceiving before you actually take the time to SEE if she is really like that then you may be actually missing out on a good thing!  A REAL woman has many faces. She is a mother, a friend, a lover, a confidante, a nurturer, and a freak! lol See how she responds when you offer her a weekend getaway, take her to a cool concert or a romantic evening with just the two of you. You might find that you’ve got a keeper! If she continously turns you down, THEN give her ass the bota!

In a world where beauty tends to plague the brains of many people, you just can never look GOOD ENOUGH for anyone. You go get lipo, you buy skin care product, fake hair, eye lashes.. hell there is even male-makeup that dudes are wearing today. The insecurities of people are so goddamn high and people use sex to sell these products, basically saying that if you don’t look good enough, no one will fuk you- so buy this product and get some azz! But the face of beauty has changed, recently, and so too the marketing strategy.

Yes, marketers use fear of wrinkles and fear of lack of sex and being lonely to scare you into being so insecure that you will buy beauty products, but what if someone switched it up to include the FEAR OF GOD that makes you have to look pretty for everyone? lol Sounds stupid right? Well someone DID make a marketing strategy based on GOD and beauty (this is some shameful shyt people.. right in time for Lent). A Singapore based company started this and has been banned by the Catholic church (15% of Singapore is Christian fyi) lolll… They had beautiful slogans like "Get tight with Christ", "Get His Attention" and "Redeem Your Reputation and More" to sell products like… ooohhh ….

"GET TIGHT WITH JESUS" FACE AND HAND CREAM

how about some "LOOKING GOOD FOR JESUS" LIP BALM?? Pucker up for JESUS LADIES!!! LIKE THE POSITIONS YOU SEE BELOW. Jesus doesn’t like ashy lips, make him call out his own name! LOL Nice phallic symbol for your mouth, ladies. lol WTF?

Jesus gets mad hoes who should "BE WORTHY, BE NOTICED" Is Jesus supposed to be a pimp?? I’m serious, the message in these products go on to include